I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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