i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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