I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
