How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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