Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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