ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.