I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
we're so committed to being not committed
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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