Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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