i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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