Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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