OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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