I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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