I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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