I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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