Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime

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(818): View more from California

we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.

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(903): View more from Texas

Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.

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(914): View more from New York

How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?

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(443): View more from Maryland

Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.

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