im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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