I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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