I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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Shame?
Shame - the story of my life.
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