her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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