this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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