I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
