Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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