I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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