I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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