so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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