Whod you bang
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
PANTIES FOUND
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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