In the future we'll all be gay
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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