is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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