Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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