do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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