I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Randomize
