Umm I'm too high to move.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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