I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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third nipple confirmed
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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