i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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