Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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