He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Are we still banned from the library?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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