They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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