I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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