after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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