Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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