I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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