the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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