I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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