I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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