Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i out mim tonsoeep
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