fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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