Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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