Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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