after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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