"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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