I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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