For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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