my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
ok first of all what the fuck
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