and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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