all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
